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December 2010
@AceyTech Heh. Agreed.
If you reply more than share, you’re doing it wrong.
I wonder how many times Meg Ryan has been called “Kate” in her movies.
I see retarded people.
I’ve put up my .gvimrc for anyone to see/use. It’s pretty basic, but gets my job done: http://bit.ly/hgnvvu
Use pinch-to-zoom in Reeder (Mac) to activate Readability for the current item. #okwow
You’re doing it wrong.
Maggi for lunch. Man I’m going to miss this.
For Want of Knowledge - Knowledge is this wonderful thing. It is infinite, in the practical sense of the… http://tumblr.com/xer15q…
hemeon I wish I could right click on people and view source.
@ap00rv Meh.
Quality of TV channels is painful. 1080p TVs and everything is a big blurry mess. How is satellite television any better than cable?
@burnflare Awesome. Thanks!
We’re back baby doll!
The best creations are not motivated by money.
England won Ashes, BBC had a 2 min coverage. India wins random test, 1 hour coverage still continuing with idiotic opinions/comments.
There’s a gorgeous black dog sitting right outside my house. I want one.
If you find yourself missing xkcdexplained.com: http://www.explainxkcd.c…
You’re welcome.
“You can make me scream internally, you can make me breathe eternally.”
It’s a little creepy reading about myself in such detail: http://m.theatlantic.com…
@shwey Like women already don’t have enough.
@shwey Well, there’s nothing sales people can say that will sound right.
@shwey M’lady?
My first blazer is here. I’m now 100% cooler than everyone who doesn’t own a blazer.
Maybe I’m not explaining this right. http://www.explosm.net/d…
It’s not the distance now, but the memories of times spent together that hurt.
Pop goes the weasel.
Who can tell me what the song towards the end of this video is? http://www.youtube.com/w…
@ap00rv If it worked in closed beta, it should work now. They’ve barely changed anything engine wise. Try it out.
@ap00rv So the game doesn’t work at all?
That said, if you want me to stomp some of your games, add me in-game: p41nkill3r
All returning/new #HoN players. Do NOT play matchmaking and fuck up my games. I swear I will rage you to death. Play casual mode/no-stats.
Totally psyching out to “For Whom The Bell Tolls”. The cold is getting to me.
I’m at home people. I have things to do. Replies take a while.
@wmxn It’s a game.
@SwaroopH Hey, we only sell the drugs. YOU are the one getting addicted.
@ap00rv New account obviously. But doesn’t matter anyway, since all stats have been reset since launch.
@AceyTech Of course, you get what I meant.
You can buy a #HoN account for $10 today. You might want to go for it. It’s a crazy deal.
When you share a hundred ideas, don’t feel proud if one of them catches on.
Just watched “Khichdi: The Move”. Leave your brains behind for this one, and you’ll have 2 hours of lots of fun.
http://img.ly/2Gla I sincerely doubt it.
You can find anything if you look hard enough. You can find anything, but the curiosity to find something.
@burnflare It’s all typographical: http://www.oxforddiction…
@debsuvra It’s call “English” bc it was born out of England, and it’s what the English speak. Your language isn’t English if it’s different
@RobertLRay Yes, I remember this essay. While my reasons are a little more personal than that, the bigger picture still holds.
What the heck is “British English” supposed to mean? It makes as much sense as “Indian Hindi”.
@AceyTech Between you and me, I sincerely doubt it’s going to matter.
Jigglypuff (my somewhat rant-y Facebook-quitting post) http://ietherpad.com/ep/… (Etherpad!)
@burnflare Long story. Let’s just say it’s a “ghosts of the past” kinda thing.
I’m deleting my Facebook today the moment it lets me download all my data. I’m done.
Everyday I write about 4 lines about my little miss airport girl. I’ve never spent so much time writing a poem.
@SwaroopH Un-natural pictures make me very uncomfortable unless I’m in the mood. I’m not “in the mood” a lot.
@SwaroopH I suck at taking self portraits. I don’t have friends who rather take pictures than have a decent conversation. See the problem?
In related news, I never knew blazers went for Rs. 30,000+.
@SwaroopH Custom made sir. Time lagega.
Bought two awesome blazers. My hats now have real friends.
@priyal I’ll go into detail if you’re honestly interested in discussing/understanding this.
@priyal That’s because we who like what we study are busy studying rather than going around meeting people.
Malfunctioning Apples.
Cool story bro! http://www.meh.ro/origin…
Man, I’m so high on the Kamaal Khan song.
Glow in the dark t-shirts? Man, 1999 called, even they don’t want those back.
tputh 2,870 Gods failed at scaring Gervais http://goo.gl/fb/oswNp
@baxiabhishek Nah, this is totally my type.
@baxiabhishek o_O How can anyone NOT love this song? http://www.youtube.com/w…
O o jaane jaana. Dhoonde tujhe deewana. Khaa ke teri kasam, honge na hum judaa sanam. Tan tanan tan tanetan …
Indians thrive on obvious jokes. More obvious it is, higher the chance that someone is going to say it and laugh (yep, the same person).
My amplifier sounds like it has a cold.
“Stand Up” by Trapt is my new happy song.
Oh my baby, I missed you so SO much!
@shwey She’s one of my all-time prettiest women.
Hello India.
@burnflare Hurr. Send it when I’m buying tickets next time.
@Naina business plan - disposable babies.
@burnflare can I borrow $8000?
This guy with the afro is wearing a nice suite.
I need a kid so I can board when they call for families with infants and small children.
When it comes to inefficiency, it doesn’t matter which country you’re in.
@Naina Is it that obvious?
This world would be a much better place if people just relaxed and stopped stating the obvious.
@debsuvra Nope. Just because I can.
Nothing screams Indian like a guy with a moustache wearing glasses and a beanie.
I want to learn French. Like properly.
Yes, I reached in one piece. (@ Manchester International Airport (MAN)) http://4sq.com/gpGA0D
I fly through this airport so many times I have a favourite lounge seat.
@stealingsand word.
People who can’t tweet using proper grammar don’t deserve follow recommendations. Learn2Type.
Snow all you want today England. Just leave me alone tomorrow, please.
Delicious was my swiss-knife. It deserved better. It really did. Anyway, Pinboard will take over for it now.
Yep, I think that was the last one!
Slowly checking things off. 24 hours before a long trip are the most stressful.
How can something this red be this bland? …
@Naina well, I’m jobless, not suicidal.
Am the only one who takes a shower because he has nothing else to do?
How many of you googled “Tron story” after reading the previous tweet?
@burnflare don’t worry, we’ll make a thousand more for every one that dies.
I wonder how many wannabes jumping around for Tron 2 have seen the first one Tron? Do you even know what it was about?
Such a foreign concept, having a “favourite lecturer” …
Probably my most favourite lecturer in the University is leaving at the end of this year. A little sad.
@anomit is it? Will try it tomorrow.
@sushovande iPhone 4.
I’m falling in love with this phone all over again. It’s like there’s nothing between my fingers and the app. No glass, no plastic, nothing.
@pdparticle google image search it. I’m on my phone.
You know what I miss? That Spanish Tomato flavour thing by Lays.
Why does Zuckerberg on the cover of TIME look so … spooked? And have his eyes always been so green?
@priyal practice what you preach.
@shwey Or maybe I am, and just in denial.
@shwey Depressed is a rather strong word. I’m not depressed. I *am* pessimistic though. @neo_indian
@shwey And here I was beginning to wonder if there is something wrong with me. @neo_indian
@SwaroopH Yeah, I’m not going to read that.
@SwaroopH last?
Old people should look like old ppl. Young people should look like young people. And they both should leave me to look like whatever I want.
@Naina I’m not going to sit here and pretend I know wines though. My tastes lean towards the sour, not fond of overly sweet things.
@Naina Isn’t a sweet and fruity wine basically fruit juice? …
@Naina I’ll send along a bottle of Grover’s finest when you cross 10,000.
How to get your Professors’ Attention — along with Coaching or Mentoring http://j.mp/9lkyXq
@burnflare Heh, I wear one and I still don’t know how to put it on.
This meal is the answer to everything: http://img.ly/2BON
@ankurb natural selection at its best.
OH: “Strengthful” (I love this country)
Current state of what your phone says about you: Android ~ you might not be cool, but man you’re trying. iPhone ~ risk averse. BB ~ Cheap.
When was the last time we saw an invention out of India? No, not by an Indian, but an Indian *in* India?
“Trippy” describes Tron pretty well, must say.
@ap00rv I know that one. Because PC labs don’t allow me to install stuff without prior permission.
@hiway Yes, Microsoft caters to every person’s pet peeve. So thoughtful.
Everything in IE has the close button on the right, except the in-page search bar, which has it on the left. … why …
In my second fit of curiosity in the past 2 months, I’m going to learn LaTeX.
Thinking of growing my goatee again and beading it this time.
@TheRadioJoker safe to say that case doesn’t apply to me.
Can you hit a mid-life crisis at 22?
It’s a relatively warm day today. 9 degrees is relatively warm these days.
Hot chocolate saves lives.
@Naina :/
inkv when all things stop making sense, sit back, brew yourself a warm beverage and pick up that book. music optional of course.
I’ve reached my #fml quota for this year. Fuck you very much.
@ap00rv I take what I’m asked to take. This is how much I know about medicines: .
@ankurb I didn’t say I didn’t like my long hair.
I don’t have a gf bc of the same reason I don’t have long hair. Takes too long in the shower, high maintenance, u wake up with it all over u
Okay, is it just me or does Crocin start working in 15-20 mins?
Please, be more predictable.
So it’s been about a month and the last time I saw any Windows Phone 7 news was 2 days after launch day. DOA?
anselm “the funny thing about julian assange is that usa wont have to torture him to reveal the truth theyll have to torture him to hide it” reddit
You can guess how long man has been in a relationship by listening to how/how much he talks about his girlfriend.
Isn’t there a way to just get a tumblog’s text posts as a feed without having to mess around with the API?
Bananageddon. http://www.damninteresti…
@SwaroopH Heh.
This is some amazing coffee I made; half asleep even.
I can play both. Hurr hurr.
A guitar will make you wanna have sex. But a piano will make you fall in love.
@Naina maybe you could try. Take 3-4 “apprentices”.
@Naina Do you even do internships?
Used my phone to order food online. #myxkcdmoment
@AceyTech Sure it was.
RWW just called the Nexus One “groundbreaking”. #lolwut
anildash Don’t be assholes about Tumblr’s outage; Shit happens, & then it gets fixed. Meanwhile, *WRITE* a blog post instead of just quoting one.
I foresee a lot of head-butting with my software design lecturers this year. Sigh.
@hephail reminds me too much of “Rustam”. Which is a funny name.
Rasika — nice name.
I’m going to do this when I go back home this time: http://j.mp/icbwHv
Boots are probably the most annoying things a person can wear. Okay, maybe not, but they’re up there.
Funk version of “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer” playing on TV. #wat
@anomit Think about it.
@Naina The non-punjabis.
Only ones who disagree are the ones who have the reaction time of a truck. You don’t know what gaming is all about. http://j.mp/i0mhFD
Flight Control kicks Angry Birds’ butt.
I wonder at what point mankind decided that women looked better without a beard and a moustache.
Hey Dude, Where’s Our Future? - › We also have an “us” vs “them” situation again, just this time it’s mostly… http://tumblr.com/xeryup…
I’ve been up for 2 hours, and in another 2 hours, the sun is going to set.
“It’s wonderful to have a beginner’s mind.” - Steve Jobs http://tumblr.com/xerytz…
@artagnon Learning isn’t a modal activity. Just like you don’t stop breathing when you’re doing something else, you don’t stop learning.
More often than not, what a person does on the side is a lot more interesting than what he does for a living.
@artagnon If you don’t see the fault in your argument, you have much to learn.
@ap00rv Yes, and it resulted in this conversation: http://j.mp/f9zFdw
@priyal In?
Reading a book in ’10 takes a lot of discipline and attention.
@ankurb pretty mindless. It’s more about the CGI than the story. If you want to see some awesome effects, recommended. Otherwise no.
Genius put Velvet Revolver in recommendations for Pink Floyd.
Reeder For Mac Beta - Reeder has this beautiful option of showing the unread count as a part of the icon… http://tumblr.com/xerykj…
Can I please go back to being 16? I’ll be nice this time, I promise.
Got a few minutes to breathe today, so I updated my SOCFN userscript. Now with a cooler looking badge! http://bit.ly/fRvbEE
singpolyma WikiLeaks DNS going down? Bookmark http://46.59.1.2/ http://sngpl.ma/t4960
There is no good reason for it to be snowing at 12 in the afternoon. UK, I am disappoint.
Forever scrolling websites are the new AJAX.
Eating ice-cream and watching “You’ve got mail”. Yes, your broken-up state is my Thursday evening.
@anomit It is.
Photo: I agree with Shyam. http://tumblr.com/xery9f…
The Apple logo in unicode : http://bit.ly/efzlqM
@SwaroopH oh. Fs_deathstar
@SwaroopH yeah. What did you ask?
@SwaroopH Because it’s going to be slow. Pretty decently.
@SwaroopH jabba.
@SwaroopH It takes a minute, but it clears out everything (RAM/Disk) :P
@SwaroopH It takes a minute, but it clears out everything (RAM/Disk) :P
@anomit I was going to base it off UFS, but this thing is due in 2 weeks and I have too much to do :/ So I’m writing a FAT based one.
I’ve earned this pizza.
Jabba (my filesystem) has a nuke everything command. How cool am I?
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