the words of
as seen on twitter
July 2012
“Very easy to define new languages. Only thing you need is a good understanding of regular expressions” LOL OK BRO (http://t.co/fCyyBxY1)
Two jeans, with only the colour of the label differing between them (not what’s written on them). One fits like a glove, other like a sack.
I don’t know if UT Starcom’s routers are jacked or if it’s the Beetel version of them, but their error code handling is really REALLY bad.
Counterbalance - Threat Signal ~ http://t.co/hPmI8wRt
@anomit Blocking Indos is hard work man.
The work from home is strong is this one ~ http://t.co/pnWrS1eI
@codelust Any job amongst people who don’t understand what it takes is a thankless job, i.e. most of the service sector.
@burnflare I don’t know, you tell me. http://t.co/hMe8fd9V (switch to “All”)
You know you’ve been playing too much DotA when “Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token ) ” looks like the inspector’s smiling at your error
What I feel like blocking Indonesians who don’t know how @replies work every morning: http://t.co/4QImhcIl
Kimi Raikkonen Being Kimi Raikkonen - http://t.co/O9V5lx5M
`if(!!!selection)`
Best if statement I’ve ever written.
Rage was doing it before dubstep existed brah.
The Creator’s Dilemma - http://t.co/gYL4Qitj
8 hrs of ML and I’m already beginning to get ticked off by the chirp/lack of ⌘↩ when tweeting. Those being the only problems says a lot tho.
It’s comical to watch nerds trying to understand user interaction problems ~ http://t.co/0DJ2Qwol
Safari 6 has so many awesome things baked into it. Now if only it would stop randomly crashing on me.
Heh, I doubt people know, but: http://t.co/zOIG74si
Open Terminal, run:
sudo rm /System/Library/Fonts/Apple\ Color\ Emoji.ttf
You’re welcome.
Mountain Lion does a splendid job of turning every OS X Twitter app into a dumb reader.
So Quora is the new Experts Exchange, eh @codelust? http://t.co/B82Wfpcc
You haven’t had a first world problem until your hand-soap dispenser runs out of batteries. #firstworldproblems
I’m going to plug this whenever a new cat is out ~ Jumpcut. Believe me, YOU NEED THIS. http://t.co/w15vrGYh
This transition phase while every app updates to use notification centre will be painful.
jack “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.”―Bruce Lee
Is the Learning Curve Worth It? - http://t.co/qabssvwh
Spotted a random iOS-esque “Location In-Use” icon in Lion. Is this known?
@ankurb Dat passive aggressive hate!
The Great Abbreviators ~ http://t.co/dXj0Ftrq
I’ve gone a whole day without reading about somebody’s outrage at something. C’mon people, you’re letting me down.
@codelust SHHHH!!!
“FORWARD THIS TO 20 CONTACTS OR WHATSAPP WILL DEACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT AND YOU WILL LOSE ALL HISTORY.”
#sigh
Pixar story rules ~ http://t.co/YhvJCSnT
Vuvuzuelan.
questlove classic example of speaking two languages http://t.co/DA13vvaz
I might have too many of them. http://t.co/Taq8m91m
The Real Reason We’re Upset About Sparrow’s Acquisition - http://t.co/TdQOB3K2
At some point in the 6 years since I graduated High School, CBSE/NCERT decided to start calling it “Heron’s Formula” from “Hero’s …”. #why
Christopher Nolan Rises ~ http://t.co/kRnkLSoV
“What if the message was 0xB1GD1CK (okay, there’s no K in hex).” http://t.co/nntSOiBu
Given the choice between watching tDKR or “Cocktail”, my sister chose to watch “Cocktail”.
http://t.co/nBhX9DP2
@burnflare It was everything I expected, and a tad bit more. He lived up to expectation. Best superhero movie trilogy ever.
Nolan did it. That bastard actually did it!!
90/- for a regular Pepsi at the cinemas is so lolz.
Decided to stop lazing around and ported my old new-blog to my new new-blog, now on @atticous: http://t.co/4BIx1irz
“Alternative title: Deadpool wins Comic-con 2012” ~ http://t.co/4kJseuI1
First day second show, bitches.
@sidv That’s not the only thing. I usually let a new logo float around while I get used to it. Then I fix it up if it fits.
Wearing ankle socks like a boss.
@codelust I thought in a life or death situation, one’s best chance at survival was to be alive.
Blackwater Park http://t.co/0Jmte89c ~ Opeth is definitely an acquired taste.
@codelust SNR: 39↓ 25↑, LA: 24↓ 17↑
I’m convinced that, on average, a man who watches television is exposed to more sex (subliminal) than a man who watches HC porn every night.
Walked in to exchange a pair of jeans, walked out with a pair of jeans, a shirt and a pair of shoes. Damn you Levi’s.
@codelust neither, since I don’t know anything about either. I meant it more in terms of receiving what I didn’t sign up for.
“Yo dawg, we put a gutter with tabs in your gutter with tabs so you can select while you select.” — Tweetbot for Mac @tapbots
… and I thought *I* was fickle.
@ankurb If I do, you’ll be the first to know.
@ankurb I think it looks particularly sharp, considering our obsession with soft edges, curves and all things that are soft and curvy.
@ankurb Man, I wish.
That’s racist! http://t.co/QvgsyKRZ
Time to retire the hat man.
@codelust It’s the web equivalent of putting your one month old on the phone.
If you’re the “inbox zero” kinda fella, allow me to give you a new challenge: Kindle zero.
I’ll remember 2012 as the year every blogger suddenly remembered they have a kid. And a camera. And a blog to put the two together.
adityafeed You’re A Creative? Your Creation Sucks. ~ http://t.co/EHFAxVfl
That said, world needs a free, simple, usable and open source issue tracker.
Just an issue tracker, nothing more nothing less.
Not having an issue tracker for your software is cruel. Asking us to “email your thoughts and bug reports” is stupid.
@shadeheart If you thought D3 in its current state was a 8.5, give http://t.co/ksAnfWc3 a shot.
I’m afraid that if I don’t write something soon, I’ll end up writing about not writing.
Atticous Early bird invitation to all you awesome UI/UX designers out there. Join our platform to build the next best experiences: hello@attico.us
Manly pants.
@codelust I hope you’re not confusing apathy for forgiving.
HD by default is murder in this country.
@ankurb I’ve seen the name. Just never cared enough to know what it actually is.
@ankurb I have no idea what VEVO is.
Except for the random Irfan Khan, Spiderman was ridiculously good.
4.5/5 would watch again.
“You think you’re so cool, complaining about the weather?”
“No, I’m hot. I wouldn’t be complaining if I was cool.”
http://t.co/2uAn7Wkk
She Builds Quick Machines ~ http://t.co/u2Td1BSM
Seriously lolling at the Rocketr shitstorm on HN. HN is like high school and Rocketr is like the attention seeking blonde from the 9th grade
And now Steam is going after Kickstarter: http://t.co/elAwcW0S
Sleep-blocked @ankurb instead of Indonesians. Hasn’t happened in a while. *sigh*
@codelust Nope. Vodafone terminated it. I’ll send my new one along.
@codelust Heh.
I’ve been busy. Finally have some time to breathe. In India for the summer. And you?
Every minute, someone new is figuring out/learning/understanding what you have known for years.
Think about it.
Choose tools you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
‘“How are you” and “fine” are just the SYN and ACK of human (American English) speech.’ http://t.co/F8EcW1Ox
I’ve managed to convince myself that my fickleness with domains, permalink URLs and general temporary-ness is in future me’s best interest.
On repeat at the moment; this is so lull. http://t.co/7nYRKHgK
@ankurb You have no idea.
I’m in love with FF Dagny Pro’s “t”.
Radwanska sure has a nice pair of legs. #thereisaidit
After what seems like years, switched out Consolas for Inconsolata. I think this might stick.
Just to put this out there: @reederapp’s rounded corners are easily one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. http://t.co/Lyi1fNMZ
Tiny Wings 2.0 promo. Pretty. http://t.co/JPQhJedi
@ap00rv nope, just the summer.
Since Vodafone decided to terminate my 9- number, I now have a 8- number. Feel like such a newfag.
Dat top hit! How did this happen @tweetbot? http://t.co/1ZrrRl5G
And here we go.
Fairlines: Your ticket allows 100kg to fly to a destination. Stand on a scale with your luggage, if everything is under 100kg, you’re good.
Why can’t my luggage weight be offset by the fact that I weigh less than the average human? #travelquestions
<Insert dropping knowledge, people getting crushed joke here>.
OH LAWD REEKRIS http://t.co/x9Zxk0ja
Allow an easy way for people to ask and they’ll never bother to find out on their own.
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